![]() ![]() RELATED: The Steamiest Free Literotica-Style Online Erotica We Can Find So with that in mind, we’ve rounded up some NSFW knock knock jokes that are just bad enough to not be OK at work, but dirty enough to make your raunchiest friend giggle. Who’s there? Asshole! Asshole who! Open the door and find out, asshole! Europe who? I AM NOT A POO! HOW DARE YOU. Who’s there? Some! Some who? Some asshole talking to a knock-knock joke. Centipede who? Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree. Not someone who? Not someone who will get you laid. Justin who? You’re just in time to hear me fart! Who’s there? ( Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be? Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door. Who’s there? Pileup! Pileup who (pile of poo)? EAmos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock, knock. ![]() Urine who? Urine secure, don’t know what for. Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Fine, fine, Aldo you! Who’s there? Nicholas! Nicholas who? Knickerless girls shouldn’t climb trees. Who’s there? Myra! Myra who? My right nut. Ben Dover who? Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise! Ice cream who? Ice cream all night if you’re lucky. Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband? Dozer who? Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.Ĭam who? Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow? Who’s there? May I come in? May I come in who? Not until we have a serious discussion about birth control. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later at my place. Gladiator who? Gladiator during the threesome. Who’s there? Foreskin! Foreskin who? The world’s greatest foreskin teller. Who’s there? Boo? Boo who? Stop crying, you pussy. King Henry the Second, who? King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the girls! Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe! Bee who? I like the view from bee-hind you. When where who? Tonight, my place, you and me. Ima Reilly who? Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.Pale swallow-wort, an invasive plant species, was recently found in Huntington University’s campus woods making it the only confirmed population in Indiana. Pale swallow-wort, or vincetoxicum rossicum, is native to Eastern Europe, near the Black Sea. Pale swallow-wort’s Latin name, vincetoxicum rossicum, translates as ‘conqueror of poison’ as some species were used in traditional medicine to treat snake bites and various other ailments. ![]()
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